u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.